The Language Of Shakespeare
Musik: Eichhorn/Pigor Text:Pigor
GEMA Werknr.: 11.574.215
Verlag: Roofmusic
Hello you bloody Anglophonians from London to L.A From Sydney to New York until the Hudson Bay
Hello Mister Eminem hello Mrs. Queen
This is a message to you from Berlin
Normally you are not interested in us
What we sing what we say and what we discuss
You don´t give a damn, we can write a smash-hit
Wenns auf deutsch ist, kriegt das von Euch keiner mit
Because you don´t understand german. Among you
are very few who learn a foreign language
But we doooooo - and I bet
In the end you will regret that
We take the English language and we squeeze it until
The awful English language does what we will
The English language will suffer by its global success
Will be destroyed by our uncorrectness We enrich the english language with our beautiful accent
Like in Deutschland. At least we all understand
With an egyptian taxi driver I can talk a lot
He understands me, he understands you not
We talk with our hands, we are wonderful creative
What we don´t understand, is an english native
The language of Shakespeare
You can smoke in the pipe
The language of Shakespeare
Good night
The language of Shakespeare
Will loose all its subtleties
In an never ending global
Desease We take the English language and we fill it up with sounds
You never heard. We will pronounce
Your consonants like as if the English would be an
North arabic far eastern central european
You may say: Ach, the english has overcome
The American, and even the jam-
aican. Ha, but the jamaicans are few
and we not native speakers are more than you
You are only three hundred millions, we beat ya
Um Längen! Ja! Look in Wikipedia
Actually billions of pupils in schools
With lousy teachers learn the wrong rules
They are working day and night at the glocalisation
Of the English, of its mutilation
This is the point: English is the first
Second language and therefore it will turn out the worst
The language of Shakespeare
You can smoke in the pipe
The language of Shakespeare
Is tripe
The language of Shakespeare
Will loose all its beauty
Come on, fellow barbarians
Sing along with me! Everybody:
The language of Shakespeare
You can smoke in the pipe
The language of Shakespeare
Good night!
The language of Shakespeare
Will loose all its beauty
Lets talk all together
In English Made in Germany, Italy, Hungary
Turkey, Haity, Djibouti, Fiji, Malawi
From Brazzaville to Berlin
The winner is Global pidgin !